Vote 4 Pedro
Must be Cerrano. Defected from Cuba, wanted religious freedom.
I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don’t think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool! Now when you YELL at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that’s when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Hand me your gun, sheriff.
I gotta go. We got cows.
This is a cow farm. You’re gonna find cows outside.
Cows … I hate cows.
Call me crazy, but I think these cows got it in for me!
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I’ll dance with the cows and you come home.
She is old, and ugly, and she cannot dance!
This is a blues riff in B. Watch me for the changes and, uh, try and keep up.
Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man’s life when he’s gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain’t got it.
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Hey, Stella! Hey, Stellaaa!
Hey there, you with the stars in your eyes.
Love never made a fool of you,
You used to be too wise.
And so, to give me something new to write about, she left me. A very noble woman, my wife - she left me for the good of literature. And remarkably it worked. I stopped writing altogether.
A writer writes, always.
I once asked this literary agent what kind of writing paid the best. He said, “Ransom notes.”
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.