Holy shit, I didn’t expect that.
Your words, not mine.
We got about five minutes left to live, the whole world’s gonna end, you said you’d fuck me.
Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
You are a strange species. Not like any other. And you’d be surprised how many there are. Intelligent, but savage. Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst.
There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.
It might be a tumor.
You’re focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can’t see the solution. Never focus on the problem!
It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you
You may fire when ready.
No! Never give up! Never surrender!
You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?
Honey, you got reeeal ugly.
I shall alert the media.
I’m not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
Did you know that every 7 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul?
Oh, I’m sooooo scared! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Is that what I’m supposed to tell your mother when she gets another folded American flag?