Please! Don’t hurt me!
They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!
You pitiful, insignificant fool!
Stupid is as stupid does.
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
This is my age. I’m in the prime of my youth, and I’ll only be young once!
She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!
It’s a small world when you’ve got unbelievable tits Roy.
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
These guys eat too much red meat.
Who would want to eat a chicken?
Nobody calls me ‘chicken’, Needles. Nobody!
The horribleness and awfulness of it will never actually be forgotten?
You must remember this…
He said he forgot? Rusty forgot?
It’s not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
76 trombones lead the big parade
With 110 cornets close at hand
They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos
The cream of every famous band
Whatever happened to the Woneeeders?
Whatever happened to Saturday night?