Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Dracula has risen from the grave.

Actually, I’m quite fond of looking at crucifixes.

But, Professor Van Helsing, modern medical science does not admit of such a creature! The vampire is a pure myth, superstition.

Kommst du mit mir, Papa.

Ball ist rund, Spiel dauert neunzig Minuten. Soviel ist schon mal klar. Alles andere ist Theorie. Und ab!

English version:

The ball is round, a game lasts 90 minutes. That’s a fact. Everything else is pure theory. Off we go!

English, Mother Fucker! Do you speak it?

Listen, send me someone who can speak Hungarian. Yeah he’s awake, he’s talking like a Thai hooker.

Speak English! Ye know neither Rodney nor I can understand a word of your damned French.

Ah’m French. Why do you sink I have zis out-RA-geous accent, you silly king?

Fetchez la vache!

Tish, that’s French!

Say, isn’t it true that French babes don’t shave their pits?

That’s no woman! That’s a man, baby!

That’s no moon. It’s a space station!

Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!

This is the Georges V, not some backpacker’s hovel.

Grand Hotel… always the same. People come, people go. Nothing ever happens.

You wait and you wait for somethin’ big to happen… and then you find out you gon’ die.

Benjamin, we’re meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important they are to us?

I never did mind about the little things.