Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

I have an autographed get-out-of-jail-free card! “The President of the United States authorizes Deputy Director of the CIA Robert Ritter to conduct ‘Operation Reciprocity’ including all necessary funding and support. This action is deemed important to the national security of the United States etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.” You don’t have one of these, do you Jack?

That doesn’t interest me Doctor and frankly, it’s, it’s the sort of thing that Miggs would say.

Not anymore.

Hey, I know how you feel; I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken.

What’s going on, Andy…? You’re sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol… and you’re enjoying it!

How ya doin’? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus.

I think your goodness level is extra high.

You’re not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?

Is it safe?

We have a great life here in Alaska, and we’re never going back to America again!

And you: Friendless, brainless. Helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

All I said was “Canadian beer sucks!”

“Don’t drive on the railroad track.”

Two eyes, my car, I’m driving.

I am the Nightrider. I’m a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster. Play something, Ton Ton…something tragic.

Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

You got Steve McQueen’s car parked in your living room?

Look at this stuff
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you say
My collection’s complete?