Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Good to know.

Leave It To Beaver.

You will be going undercover as high school students. You are here simply because you look young. You some Justin Beaver, Miley Cyrus-looking motherfuckers.

We’re not university material.

I just got off the telephone with Bill Rutherford. Apparently, you two had quite a meeting. “Princeton can use a guy like Joel.”

Will you be heading back to Princeton after the hearing, sir, or can I persuade you to stay on for a day or two?

I’ll stay a week or two
I’ll stay the whole year through
But I am telling you
I must be going.

But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

Close your mouth, Michael. We are not a codfish.

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.

In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him.

Hey, Helen, it looks like I cured your agoraphobia!

Are you a doctor of divinity or a doctor of medicine?

Dammit, man! I’m a doctor, not a physicist!

Are you a man or a mouse? I mean a woman or a wouse?

Are you a hen or a house?

You’re ghostin’ us, motherfucker. I don’t care who you are back in the world.

Guess I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.