Face it, Tiff. You need me, otherwise you’re stuck like this for good.
Well, when you get your body back, it’s grounded.
And don’t forget the importance of body language, ha!
Don’t shrug, imbecile. I’m blind. Save your body language for the bimbi.
Because I want my body back. And I want my freedom and my privacy. And most of all, I’d like to be able to take a leak without being fondled.
I’m the hand up Mona Lisa’s skirt. I’m a surprise, Kevin. They don’t see me coming: that’s what you’re missing.
I’m the following sea, man. I’m the one you need to watch out for.
(Pardon me while I Purell my keyboard.)
We were enroute from Memphis, for eleven and a half hours, for 175 miles an hour, so they think that we’re right here. But, we went out of radio contact, then flew around that storm for about an hour, so that’s a distance of what, 400 miles? Four hundred miles squared, that’s 160,000 times pi, 3.14… 502,400… That’s a search area of 500,000 square miles. That’s twice the size of Texas.
You shoot off a guy’s head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught.
Sir knight? I’ve just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it!
Thank you, sir gracious.
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
I can eat fifty eggs.
You know, some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul, did you know that?
Right. Come on then, back to Creation. We mustn’t waste any more time. They’ll think I’ve lost control again and put it all down to evolution.
You! What realm is this? Elfheim, Nilfheim?
No, it’s Iowa.
No, I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
You see, what we’re actually trying to do here is, we’re trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work… so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
First I’m going to use you as a human shield. Then I’m going to kill this guard over here with the Patterson trocar on the table. And then I was thinking about breaking your neck.