Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Joey, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?

She’s already in enough trouble.

We want to give your child the best possible start. Believe me, we have enough imperfection built in already. Your child doesn’t need any more additional burdens. Keep in mind, this child is still you. Simply the best of you. You could conceive naturally a thousand times and never get such a result.

Well, I don’t know what they are; I never saw them before. They looked like great big seed pods.

The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

No! The enemy is in here!

Help me! Help meeee!

Do I help them? Yes, indeed.

Hello, I’m Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility so it’s borrowing some of mine.

I’m sick of this, you either shoot me, or tell me what the fuck is going on!

“And tired” always followed “sick.” Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, “I am just sick…” And I said, “And tired.” I don’t remember anything after that.

Wouldn’t be lying to me, now would you?

How about if I lay you out?

I’m gonna get laid. Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus.

People say ‘oh but he’s so much older than you’ and you know what, I’m the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

We work together very well. It’s almost as like we have one brain that we share between us.

Abby Normal?

I ain’t got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!

On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my “back pain”, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine… well, because it’s awesome.

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful… I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful… I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful…