In the first place, you have no proof I did that. In the second place, after I did do that, I put it back.
Put that man down!
Put me down! I get headaches!
Ah, what’s that gotta do with the price of eggs?
Did your parents have any children that lived?
There’s nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you.
You’re telling me that I should take my daughter to a witch doctor? Is that it?
Lighten up and lose the voodoo rap, will ya?
What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Over here we got some perpetrators - a bunch of Ice Wannabes. See, Ice Cold, I’m the man, but we got Ice Tray, Ice Coffee, Ice Water, Iceberg, Ice Cup, Icebox. I mean it gets real ridiculous when people tryin’ to bite your style, you know what I’m sayin’? But, hey, that’s the way it is, it’s the rap world.
That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
I’m having a cot that’s happy to see me.
So anyway, he’s got this music out in the water, and he’s listening to it on his headsets, and he’s just happy as a clam. And then all hell breaks loose. See, there’s this whole slew of boats out in the water - including one way the hell out at Pearl. All of a sudden, they start hearing Pavarotti, coming up their asses!
Well, this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump”.
How many dicks is that?
Yes. It’s true. This man has no dick.
I was the leading soprano for the Bath Touring Light Opera Company…
Silver white winters that melt into springs,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When I was a kid, Joe, I used to have a dream. I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop, and there was goodies all around. There was jelly rolls, and mocha eclairs, and sponge cake and Boston cream pie…