Lee Harvey, you are a madman.
Oh, everyone is mad here!
I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
Sane people make a lot of crazy rules. Do you like me?
Most of all, no cheating!
Cheating on a quiz show? That’s sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.
Everybody was talking about Jackson Whitney and Commander Courage. And I’m sorry I wasn’t here for that time, but you know, I was off saving America and freedom and making the world safe for comic books.
Fat George in London has declared us in rebellion. Why in bloody hell can’t they?
I am the King. I tell, I am not TOLD. I am the VERB, sir, not the OBJECT.
Oh, I just can’t wait to be king!
A king? Because you put your ass on purple cushions?
My dear girl, don’t flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and country. You don’t think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fifty bucks, Grandpa.
I want my two dollars!
Fifty bucks never killed anybody.
Did you just order a five-dollar shake?
A dollar for a bottle of water? They saw you comin’.
All you want to talk about is money, let’s talk about love, and sex… forget love, let’s just talk about sex.
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This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.