Sometimes dead is better.
Suicide is never the answer, little trooper
<chanting> We’re the girls from Beverly Hills, shopping is our greatest thrill!
It’s not the black Beverly Hills. It’s the black Palos Verdes.
Don’t you think I realize what’s going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don’t you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I’d be the first one to get a room and I’d be upstairs relaxing right now. But I’m not some hotshot from out of town, I’m a small reporter from “Rolling Stone” magazine that’s in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that’s gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article “Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World,” but now I think I might as well just call it “Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn’t Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There’s No N***s Allowed in There!”
Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What’s the ****ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
Any man loud talking spends a night in the box.
Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order - when I heard it, I wasn’t angry; I knew Moe - I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead - I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we’ve chosen - I didn’t ask who gave the order - because it had nothing to do with business!
Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at it’s zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.
Everything is different, but the same… things are more moderner than before… bigger, and yet smaller… it’s computers… San Dimas High School Football RULES!!!
You can’t handle the truth!
The world is going to end if we don’t have sex right now!
Nah… I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
You know, I hear pregnant women can have sex until their third trimester.
Are you screwing my sister?
So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too.
Yes. He destroyed his mind with an overdose of two deadly poisons.
Poison Clan Rocks the world!
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
Sheriff, do you have any idea what a Thompson submachine gun does to an immortal?