I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!
Shop smart, shop S- Mart!
Thank you sir, but I think I’m going to stick with what I do best. That’s protecting the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall.
Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How 'bout if I’m Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I’ll be Mr. Purple.
Oh, please! I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous.
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
A toon killed his brother. Dropped a piano on his head.
That’s it, man. Game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
[ya’ll are making me laugh]
I’m drunk as a skunk.
I may be stoned on grass and Prozac, but… you’ve been walking through our life dead. And now I have to demean myself with Ralph just to get closure with you.
So shoot me, I was whacking off!
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet…
He slimed me!
They bleed sulfuric acid!
I’m in deep shit; Deep Shit, Arkansas.
Could be worse. Could be raining!
You want me to strap her to the hood? She’ll be fine. It’s not as if it’s going to rain or something.
Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She’s real sensitive.
I was wondering how you’d like drivin’ that thing around!
Gotta borrow your truck.