I found a cure for the plague of the 20th century, and now I’ve lost it!
Well what was it, a viral love? Kind of a 24 hour thing?
You aren’t too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
I’ll sing to him, each spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I
When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking, he’s at his very best
Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.
We’ve got to have rules and obey them. After all, we’re not savages. We’re English! And the English are best at everything!
I’ll kill anyone who get’s in the way of me killing anyone.
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
I know now that it’s over. I knew it then. There would be no way, Michael… no way you could ever forgive me, not with this Sicilian thing that’s been going on for 2,000 years.
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
I don’t know where I’ll be then, Doc; but I won’t smell too good, that’s for sure.
And stop calling me Shirley.
Oh, sorry, I thought that was my leg.
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Oh good, while you’re at it, be sure to massage his cloven hoof.
What is this gelatinous MUCK?
That’s my little octopussy.
Congratulations, Reg. It’s a… squid.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.