You’re delusional. You’ve made all this up out of bits and pieces in your head.
There’s no earthly way of knowing/Which direction they are going… There’s no knowing where they’re rowing… Or which way the river’s flowing… Is it raining, is it snowing?/Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing/So the danger must be growing… Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?/Is the grisly Reaper mowing?/Yes! The danger must be growing/'Cause the rowers keep on rowing/ And they’re certainly not showing/Any sign that they are slowing!
A cautious young fellow named Lodge / Had seat belts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That’s clever, isn’t it?
I was conceived in the Riviera. Not the French Riviera, the Detroit variety.
I can’t believe my ears! This is an outrage! Let me see that thing. I mean this is outrageous, ridiculous! Let me see that. Why, I demand satisfaction! Get the arrestin’ officer in here! I will tar and feather the scalawag!
Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress?
Where did you get that dress, it’s awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.
I don’t even count, right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn’t make any difference. I might as well not even exist at this school, remember?
That is the most intelligent thing you’ve said today. You may take your seat.
I miss that kind of clarity.
I wish I were big.
Hey babe! I got a twelve inch penis!
We decided that, we want you to be on camera.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.
You forgot your thingy.
Okay, now you’re talking above my head. I don’t know all of this industry jargon.
Can we talk about something other than Hollywood for a change? We’re educated people.
Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
Hang on lady, we going for a ride!