More tea, anyone?
Please, serve me today, and I’ll never come in here again. If I do, you can 86 me.
I ask for so little. Just fear me. Love me. Do as I ask, and I shall be your slave.
Because he’s nuts! That’s why he’s dangerous. I mean, if he was porking her, then I could talk with him, man-to-man, but this is… this is fruitcake love here.
My line of work, you meet some real wackos.
What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin’? Well you’re not! You’re not! You’re no crazier than the average asshole out walkin’ around on the streets and that’s it.
I taught some of the stupidest children God ever put on the face of this earth, and all of them could read well enough to find a name on a tombstone.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen… I’ll never understand. All these books, a world of knowledge at your fingertips. What do you do? You play poker all night.
That’s right. When I was your age, television was called books.
Your books are safe. While you’re reading them, you get to become Tarzan or Robinson Crusoe.
Robinson Crusoe not real? And Friday? And the parrot, with green body and yellow tail, not real?
Don’t worry Wilson, I’ll do all the paddling. You just hang on.
Did you shoot an aspirin into Mr.Wilson’s mouth?
Armand: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
Agador: It’s aspirin with the “A” and the “S” scraped off.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
You got a big surprise coming to you. You’re not going anywhere! Go check out the Snow Cat and the radio and you’ll see what I mean. Go check it out. Go! Go check it out!
Mankind survived the last ice age. We’re certainly capable of surviving this one. All depends on whether or not we’re able to learn from our mistakes?
I guess it comes down to a simple choice. Get busy living…or get busy dying.
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.