People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.
Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
You’re using coconuts!
I wonder if they serve coconut milk on submarines…
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
I swallowed a big June bug when we were driving. I’m not really hungry.
Real life is a shit sandwich and every day you gotta take another bite.
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I’d love to kiss you but I just washed my hair.
I’d rather kiss a Wookie.
But, all things being equal, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.
Just think, any other city in the world and you’d still be a virgin.
Grandmother, this is the virgin Connie Swail.
She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.
He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn’t get a drink at the table! What’s the matter with you?
You talkin’ to ME?
I can’t understand what you’re sayin’!
Hold on a second, I can’t hear you…
SHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I’m TRYING to use the PHONE!
Hey, man! Didn’t anybody tell you this is a private party?
I’ll be back.
Only in the reruns.