I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself, we’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!
You think Pike and old Sykes haven’t been watchin’ us. They know what this is all about - and what do I have? Nothin’ but you egg-suckin’, chicken-stealing gutter trash, with not even sixty rounds between you. We’re after men, and I wish to God I was with them. The next time you make a mistake, I’m gonna ride off and let you die.
Now I’m gonna take a little trip tomorrow and I want you two to behave yourselves while I’m gone. I don’t want nobody to make no martyr out of this here sheriff.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.
Hey, you created me. I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
Manure just happens to be my specialty.
That is one big pile of shit.
I forgot my mantra.
I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I do…
Well, I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back. The hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
**Cool Me Down! **(from the soundtrack of Cool Runnings)
I’m Mister White Christmas
I’m Mister Snow
I’m Mister Icicle
I’m Mister Ten Below
My name is Kobayashi. I work for Keyser Soze.
Did I ever tell you my name? My name is Mike.
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only… Magic Mike!
That’s Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowski-You-Got-Your-Life-Back-Lane.
Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I wanna try it.
I’m trying to run an office here. Now, will you go to lunch? Go to lunch!