There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Now look, I once stood exposed to the Dragon’s Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover. And all for this lunacy called, “love”, this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again. Never.
Hellooooo, Nurse!
Yeah get that nurse in there. She don’t look like the type to keep you awake all night prayin’.
You know, it’d be much better to block the neuro-muscular junction with succinylcholine. Now that’s a nice murder.
Sure, it’s perfect. Anesthetist feeds the patient some carbon monoxide instead of oxygen. It’s colorless and makes the blood very red so the surgeon doesn’t notice anything funny. But the brain dies from lack of oxygen. End of operation - the patient doesn’t wake up.
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.
I ac-ceeeeeeeept!
To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
All that hate’s gonna burn you up kid.
You see that flash of light in the corner of your eye? That’s your career dissipation light. It just went into high gear.
The last glimpse of sunset, a green flash shoots up into the sky. Some go their whole lives
without ever seeing it. Some claim to have seen it who ain’t. And some say…
It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead.
There are families who live out their entire lives without a single thing of interest happening to them. I’ve always envied those families.
We’re both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but don’t ever think it applies to my family.
But the saw, the saw is family.
I’m gonna need a hacksaw.
(technically cheating since it’s TV, but whatever)
I need Japanese steel.
The Japanese: they’re short. So their eyes are closer to the electronic components than many other nationalities. Caucasians are too tall and gangly. Look how far away the caucasian worker’s eyes are from the integrated circuitry. That’s why Sony products are better.
SONY: Because caucasians are just too damn tall.
Did he just call me Shorty?
Yes. Because you’re small. S M all
Honey, I shrunk the kids!