I meant I didn’t want a free one with Alice or Silky. Because of my wife back home. I reckon if I was to want a free one, it would be with you
It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
We’re on a mission from God.
That’s why we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated.
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You know, being a warrior is not just being able to strike your opponent down with a sword. It’s finding good reason to draw your sword in the first place.
You see, the night that Corky walked into the Blue Bottle, and before he knows what’s happening, Bob here takes a shot at him! And he misses, 'cause he’s so damn drunk. Now that bullet whizzing by panicked old Corky, and he did the wrong thing. He went for his gun in such a hurry that he shot his own damn toe off. Meantime Bob here, he’s aiming real good, and he squeezes off another, but he misses, because he’s still so damn drunk, and he hits this thousand-dollar mirror up over the bar. And now, the Duck of Death is as good as dead. Because Corky does it right. He aims real careful, no hurry, and… BAM! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand, which was a failing common to that model. You see, if old Corky had had two guns instead of just a big dick, he would have been there right to the end to defend himself.
He ain’t all there, is he ?
I think this boy’s cheese has done slid off his cracker.
I’m afraid so,Janet, but isn’t it nice?
Your behavior, to say the least, has been most strange. But in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane, but you’re the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom!
I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there’s a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL the maps.
Well - I left my Jag in Kansas City.
Dude, where’s my car?
Y’know one of the most beautiful things about a car? If it isn’t working properly, you can strip the skin off, expose the insides, find out exactly where the trouble is, take out the faulty part and replace it with a new one. If only we could do that with people!
Did you know the human intenstine is ten times longer than the length of the body?
Yeah, yeah. I knew that.
Will ye’ be wantin’ some Haggis Bites, then?
Just a drink, a Martini, shaken not stirred.
Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint “atmosphere”. Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?