You’re the only friend I have. I love you, Ben.
It was Judah Ben-Hur I loved. What has become of him? You seem to be now the very thing you set out to destroy. Giving evil for evil. Hatred is turning you to stone. It’s as though you had become Messala.
He once got our dead battery goin’ by mixin’ bird feces and spit, cause there’s like acids in it, eh?
I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn’t much to do. All the bowling alleys and dounut shops had been wrecked. So’s I spent most of my time looking for beer.
We got about five minutes left to live, the whole world’s gonna end, you said you’d fuck me.
I wouldn’t touch you to scratch you.
Put Edwina Back in Bowl
Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m dead.
Thank you Gary, I’m very touched. Now will you get off the fucking stage?
The program tonight’s gonna be swell. Take this fella Beethoven: I’m a pushover for him. And Chopin - well, he’s not so dusty, either.
God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people’s minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.
She’s just our scullery maid, from the kitchen.
I don’t work with the males, 'cause I used to be one.
And I’m not mentally ill, but proud, and lucky, and strong enough to be the woman that was the best part of my manhood.
My girlfriend still doesn’t know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
You know, I mean, I woke up this morning and I felt like… like my boobs were bigger. I mean, do they look bigger to you?
I’ve been seeing her for over a month, and all she’ll let me do is feel her tits.
You, in the training bra, do not test me.
Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?