You better bury Ned right!.. Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores… or I’ll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.
And don’t even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. 'Cause I never called them. Nobody knows you’re here. And you better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die… you die.
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Fifi: They say people don’t believe in heroes anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Max, we’re gonna give them back their heroes!
Max: Ah, Fif. Do you really expect me to go for that crap?
Fifi: You gotta admit I sounded good there for a minute, huh?
He keeps going after the bad guys. Where is it written that I am a bad guy? Find out who talked and have him killed!
Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.
Your goodness level is extra high.
Goodness had nothing to do with it.
There’s nothing for me to wish for, nothing, nothing.
Good lad. You’re finally acting like a man.
I am a human being! I am a man!
Gimme back my man-cub!
Well we learned to never do it again. Though I’ll be damned if I know what “it” is.
Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh, what a great time I had.
It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. You’re gonna have fun, and I’m gonna have fun… We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’re gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of your assholes!
No, you won’t. You’re just saying you will. But then, after I don’t kill you, you’ll show up again. And you’ll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful, and I’m a schmuck. But I’m not a schmuck, Bob. And I’m not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you’re crazy enough to be fun!
Death Therapy, Bob. It’s a guaranteed cure.
On Wednesday we’ll eat Gil… on Thursday we’ll eat Bob! Ha ha ha, no no no, that’s going too far.
At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I’m a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.