Pity! Next time you decide to impersonate a music hall singer who’s been dead for the past twelve years, I suggest you learn her full repertoire! Won’t you come in, MISS LIAR?
Well, that certainly explains the hostility.
Have you ever made angry love?
Where do you put the penis?
Yeah, that’s what SHE said.
You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!
Her name’s Christine.
You know, I feel really bad not knowing your name. Maybe I can guess. Is it, uh, Mildred?
Umm okay, how about this? If I can guess your first name in three tries, you have to come have a drink with me tonight. Okay? You look like a. . . Buuuhhppaahhhhnnn. . . . . Muhhhahhhhh. . . . . ahhhnnnaaa. . . nollltuuukkkaaaaralllll. . . tashabararassssssuuuuusaaaaaaa. . . nnnnnnnaaaaaannnnnnnnncccccceeeeeee. . . Mwaaaaaa. . . . .Mahhhhhkkkkk. . . sssseeeeeen. . . Maxine? Nobody told me, that just came out! Don’t you think that’s odd? So, where do you live and stuff?
All right, I’m gonna turn over the next card. Concentrate… I want you to tell me what you think it is.
Doyle, I KNOW I gave him four THREES. He had to make a SWITCH. We can’t let him get away with that.
You are like me. We forgive nothing!
Nothing to forgive, Sydney.
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
It was the worst mistake I ever made.
But what sense of hope or satisfaction could a reader derive from an ending like that?
If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look any further than my own back yard.
I was born under a wandering star.
I was born a poor black child.
For as long as anyone could remember, this Indian chief was in charge of naming all the children that were born in the tribe. One day, this brave comes up to him and says, “Chief, can I ask you something? How do you name these children? How do you think of their names?” And the chief says, “It’s very simple. When a child is born, and I see snow gently falling, I say, ‘You shall be called Snow Gently Falling.’ And when a child is born and I see a hawk flying over, I say, ‘You shall be named Hawk Flying Over.’ But tell me, Two Dogs Fucking, why are you so interested?”