Ah, but to a man like you, someone who believes he could never, under any circumstances find another man attractive, the margin between “practically” and “for sure” must be as wide as the Grand Canyon.
Talking to a lot of snotty, stuck up, intellectual British faggots, Jesus they’re uptight. They get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country! Standing there with their hair clenched, just counting the seconds to the weekends so they can all dress up like ballerinas and whip themselves into a frenzy at the flat at 4 2B St-- To be honest, I hate them! I mean, pretending they’re so fucking lawyer-- Superior! So fucking superior, with those phony accents. Not you Ken, you have a beautiful speaking voice. When it works.
I am Italian! Sono italiano in spirito. Ma ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare in giardino a fare l’amore appassionato. Uno sbaglio grande! But it’s such an ugly language. How about… Russian?
Poppa, komme mit mir. Komme, poppa.
Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde!
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Almighty! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Almighty! Jesus Christ!
Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face.
You’ve been getting quite a name all around the place.
Healing cripples, raising from the dead.
And now I understand you’re God.
At least that’s what you’ve said.
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Truly, this man was the son of God.
And that’s Capricorn, is it?
That’s show biz.
Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.
You don’t like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
…and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?
Wanna see my lease?
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
[in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I’m the mascot of an evil corporation!
It’s no trick to make money, if all you want to do is make money.
You assholes turn the jewelry store into a wild west show, and you wonder why the cops show up?