Get in my belly!
Blindfolded. Do not pass go. Go directly to PhD.
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
Jesus, that ending sucks. Why don’t you make it so that Lardass goes home, and he shoots his father, then he runs away and he joins the Texas Rangers. How about that?
Who was that masked man?
We all wear masks…metaphorically speaking.
What’s the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?
Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.
Unidentified Flying Object reported flying due west, sir. Probably a buzzard.
Cows! We have cows!
Cows? I hate cows!
Congratulations, Reg. It’s a squid.
Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.
I think I’ve got a cream for that!
My specialties are audiology, mycology, serology, teratology, embryology, psychology, zoology… and any other “ology” you can think of! My friends, you’re not giving me a chance!
I brought all these medicines back from Paris. France!
Forget France. The French can be annoying. Come to Greece, we’re nicer!
Philia: That’s the brute who raped my country, Thrace!
Pseudolus: He raped Thrace?
Philia: And then he came and did it again! And then again!
Pseudolus: He raped Thrace thrice?
To His Majesty, King Jaffe Joffer, The Royal Palace, Zamunda. Sire, Akeem and I have depleted our funds. Kindly send 300, 000 American dollars immediately, as we are in dire straits. Your humble servant, Semmi.
Quick! Back to the Palace!
Have fun storming the castle!