Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Some places are like people: some shine and some don’t.
And in time, we will all be stars.
I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.
You know, Connie, if you’re as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you’re one lousy fuck.
It’s nothing that some sleep and a good fuck wouldn’t cure, as my sister used to say.
Call me ‘Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck’, bitch.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Life’s too short, so smile while you still have teeth.
I mean, white sparkly teeth! I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach or something 'cause that’s one dazzling smile you got there! And do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
Is that… is that hair gel?
Look, I don’t want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein.
You know, some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul, did you know that?
Did you know… that the Brainard Tunnel is the highest point on this line?
Did you know that when we reach it I intend to be higher?
Well, let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, who said: “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!
I warn you gentlemen, I am not to be trifled with. To pull the tail of a lion is to open the mouth of trouble and reveal the teeth of revenge biting the tongue of deceit.
You keep runnin’ that mouth I’m gonna’ take you in the back and screw ya’.
He got a real pretty mouth, ain’t he?