Thank you, come again!
I’m trying really hard not to get hurt again.
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Bones are bent outward, like he exploded from inside.
The bone protrusion through the skin - that’s not a good sign.
This is a bad sign. I do not like starting jobs with bad signs!
Isabel, you are going to feel very silly when this turns out to be make-believe.
Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?
You are most troublesome, for a security guard.
Guards! Seize the intruders!
What do you mean, “Flash Gordon approaching”?
Welcome to Hell.
Nope, it isn’t Hell either. Actually, there is no Hell – although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.
Whatever you do, don’t get dumped in L.A. I mean, it’s not like New York, where you can meet someone walking down the street. In L.A. you practically have to hit someone with your car. In fact, I know girls who speed just to meet cops.
I’d like to welcome you all to an event that’s sometimes been called the Automotive counterpart to the Bay of Pigs.
Miss Piggy? Piggy, you’re overacting. You’re overacting – you’re hamming it up!
You know what a big ham like me hates worst of all? A bad review.
But after the opening tomorrow I’m gonna turn in the worst review anyone has ever read and I’m gonna close your play. Would you like to know why? Because I hate you and everyone you represent. Entitled, selfish, spoiled children. Blissfully untrained, unversed and unprepared to even attempt real art. Handing each other awards for cartoons and pornography. Measuring your worth in weekends? Well this is the theater and you don’t get to come in here and pretend you can write, direct and act in your own propaganda piece without coming through me first. So break a leg.
He’s an angry elf.
Nobody tosses a Dwarf.