And as a reasonable man I’m willing to do whatever is necessary to find a peaceful solution to this problem.
The Alliance wanted to show me reason, they shouldn’t have sent an assassin.
you talkin to me?
Wait. Listen to the rest of it: I sleep with my back to the wall - when I CAN sleep. I eat serpents seven times a week. There’s not a major city in this galaxy where I can show my face, or spend my wealth. Right now, your offer looks very attractive to me… A meal, and a place to hide.
Did you just order a five-dollar shake? That’s a shake - milk and ice cream. That’s five dollars? You don’t put bourbon in it or nothin’?
Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that’s a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I… drink… your… milkshake!
That’s a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars but it’s pretty fucking good.
I know we’ve only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.
Ever get the feeling that you want to go, but still have the feeling that you’re going to stay?
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hold onto someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?
Hello, I must be going. I came to say I cannot stay, I must be going.
I want you outta here instamatically.
Get out of my house!
Get off my plane!
You can leave in a taxi. If you can’t get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that’s too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Give me a minute, I’m good.
That’s why you get along with yourself so well!
Well, let me just say, long overdue then, thank you. And not just for the one time. Over the years, I’ve actually used the mental picture of that night as lighter fluid when I’m, you know, barbecuing alone.
Thank you for a memorable afternoon.
If they can dye the river green today, why can’t they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?