Tonight, we stay with them…and we shut them down because we can!
Why am I doing this? Because I’m a villain. It’s pure and simple.
I’m not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago.
I’m applying for a villain loan. I go by the name of Vector. It’s a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That’s me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah!
I’m Moist. At my most badass, I make people want to take a shower.
It’s all gooshy.
I step on something. Feels like I step on fortune cookie!
I now summon the voice of Confucius…
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, “I drank what?”
They say your mother was an immortal goddess.
Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don’t share their power with mankind.
Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, “yes!”
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Then why did God plague us with the capacity to think? Mr. Brady, why do you deny the one faculty of man that raises him above the other creatures of the earth? The power of his brain to reason. What other merit have we? The elephant is larger; the horse is swifter and stronger; the butterfly is far more beautiful; the mosquito is more prolific. Even the simple sponge is more durable. But does a sponge think?
I couldn’t have put it better myself, Jan. But I’ll try anyway.
Even miracles take a little time.
Not to worry, not to worry… we are now armed with mighty joint!
Dope! Do-o-o-o-pe! How come nobody don’t want to buy no dope? Dope, I say dope I say do-o-o-o-o-pe. Who wants to buy dope?
Dodgson, Dodgson, we’ve got Dodgson here! Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?
It’s depressing that the words “secret agent” have become synonymous with “sex maniac.”