Quest?! I’m already on a quest! A quest to get my swamp back!
Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You’ll be whistling “Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah” out of you’re assholes!
[ Fletch ] Moooooooon River … [/Fletch]
And NO SINGING!
Iris… What does this mean?
That means “asshole”.
My God. Do you know what this means…?
beat
It means that THIS DAMN THING DOESN’T WORK AT ALL!
Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?
You boys like to call this the pushbutton age. It isn’t, not yet.
nm
What movie is that from?
Push the button, Max!
You know, it, uh, won’t fly unless somebody pushes the button. It’s yours, if you want it.
God dammit, Mustang! This is Ghost Rider 117. This bogey is all over me. He’s got missile lock on me. Do I have permission to fire?
We’ll always have Paris.
That’s not like herpes, is it?
Before, I had hare-peez on my head. Of course, where ELSE would I have it, on my dick? It was very embarrassing. Everybody could see! You walk into a room and everybody says “He has hare-peez on his head.” You could not DO anything, you could not go swimming, because you have hare-peez. And girls don’t like that. Very hard to get dates with hare-peez. Tell you what- as souvenir, I give you my hare-peez.
Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
Head or gut?
You gotta remember to put one in his brain. Your first shot puts him down, then you put one in his brain. Then he’s dead. Then we go home.
nm as in, never mind. Or, perhaps, New Mexico? Billy Jack was filmed in New Mexico.
And now, from Billy Jack:
“I said shoot her. You’ll kill her. And then I’ll kill you. Just like that.”
Sorry, I was just kidding.
I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You’re trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife.