I am Spartacus!
We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois’s law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We certainly hope you all enjoy the show.
Let me tell you about something that just happened right here in New Haven. This is New Haven, isn’t it? New Haven, Connecticut? United States of America? Is the West really the best, or are you just stoned on weed?
Gary, Indiana,
Gary Indiana,
Not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York, or Rome,
Get everything you want, lose what you had down here in New Orleans.
OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain…
From the look of 'em, I’ll bet ten dollars they’re from Los Angeles.
The Bronx is up, and the Battery’s down.
… and Leo’s getting larger!
Jo Bob is here to remind us that the biggest and the baddest get to make all the rules.
I. Have. The. POWER!
All those things I can do. All those powers. And I couldn’t even save him.
Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that’s what you have here tonight, boys. That’s what you’ve earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It’s over. I’m sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em! This is your time. Now go out there and take it!
Glen is sixty feet tall!
Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
Puny god.
Oh, you English are sooo superior, aren’t you? Well, would you like to know what you’d be without us, the good ol’ U.S. of A. to protect you? I’ll tell you: the smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that’s what! So don’t call me stupid, lady. Just thank me!
Thank you for a memorable afternoon.
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
If you were trapped in Biosphere 2 for three years, who would you bring: Time Magazine’s Woman of the Year or Playboy’s Playmate of the Year?