Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

I’m melting! I’m melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!

I am here at the Global Warming conference in New Delhi where, if you can believe your eyes, it’s snowing. The coldest weather on record has thrown the city into chaos, with dozens of homeless people freezing to death.

You look at that river gently flowing by. You notice the leaves rustling with the wind. You hear the birds; you hear the tree frogs. In the distance you hear a cow. You feel the grass. The mud gives a little bit on the river bank. It’s quiet; it’s peaceful. And all of a sudden, it’s a gear shift inside you. And it’s like taking a deep breath and going, “Oh yeah, I forgot about this.”

They know the land, they know how to navigate the rivers.

Well, we know he can do THAT!

You gotta test how dead they are. They might be able to CATCH THIS!

You’re killin’ me, Smalls!

I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.

I didn’t kill anybody. I SWEAR! The whole thing’s a setup, a scam, a frame-job, OW! Eddie, I could never hurt anybody-- OW! My whole purpose in life is to make peooooople… laaaaaugh!

I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I’m a flibbertigibbet.

You look like a regular girl to me.

She’s not a woman. She’s the Terminator!

Elvira Gulch, I have waited twenty years for the chance to tell you what I thought of you. And now, now… well, being a Christian woman, I can’t say it!

If you can’t say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me.

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

“Calling all cars, calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a blue late model sedan.”

Car 54, Where Are You?