You showed up.
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos!
I’ve had quite a bit of tsuris lately. Marital problems, professional, you name it. This is not a frivolous request. This is a ser- I’m a ser- I’m, uh, I’ve tried to be a serious man, you know? Tried to do right, be a member of the community, raise the- Danny, Sarah, they both go to school, Hebrew school, a good breakfast… Well, Danny goes to Hebrew school, Sarah doesn’t have time, she mostly… washes her hair. Apparently there are several steps involved, but you don’t have to tell Marshak that. Just tell him I need help.
Why… so… serious?
This town needs an enema!
There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!
This is just a dirty little village in the middle of nowhere. Nothing that happens here is really important.
If there’s a bright center to the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from.
Run to the light, baby. Mommy is in the light. Mommy’s waiting for you in the light.
Don’t die, Shrek, and if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!
And in that tunnel, the only light they had, was inside of them.
Mr. Hammond, after due consideration I’ve decided… not to endorse your park.
Well I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you. I don’t need anything. Except this. And that’s the only thing I need is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball… And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one… I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I’m some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That’s all I need.
How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
Give me a glass of milk… in a dirty glass!
Milk. dramatic pause Chocolate!
Scotch on the rocks… and I MEAN ICE!
There are friendlier places to drink.
Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
Be careful…abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones.