Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you’re thinkin’ about a plate o’ shrimp. Suddenly someone’ll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o’ shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin’ for one, either. It’s all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!

Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.

When you’ve quite finished!

Can I finish? The fact is that we Canadians are quite surprised by your outrage. Can I finish? Hello? Can I-- can I finish? The United States has graphic violence on television all the time. We can’t believe that a movie with some foul language would piss you off so much. Can I finish? Please, can I finish?! [long pause] Okay, I’m finished.

If he doesn’t like it here, he can swim across the river to Canada.

That’s OK, we’re renting a pontoon boat.

A boat?! Heeeey, I’ve seen a boat! It passed by not too long ago. It went this way-- it went this way! Follow me!

With all due respect miss, this is not your car, this is a cruise liner!

That look like a boat stuck in the Sheriff’s car there, Eddie?

These Italian liners, ya know, they couldn’t compete for speed, so they built these floating art palaces instead.

I feel the need… the need… for speed.

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need… roads.

“You lost.”

“Only the race.”

Dodge this.

Missed it by that much.

She loves me so much that she wants me around all the time.

You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed! You sent out all the signals! And I don’t think I like you anymore! Goodbye, my unintended. Go to heaven.

None of us will see heaven.

Saigon. Shit.