Hi. How are you? My name’s Elliot, and I’m with the Cub Scouts of America. We’re… we’re selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.
Then there’s long term costs- such as waste disposal. I don’t know if you’re familiar with who runs that business, but I assure you it’s not the Boy Scouts.
That was pretty fucking trippy…
Oh… Ho ho ho! Wow, Man! You just did the most acid I’ve ever seen anybody eat in my life! Jeez, I hope you’re not busy for about a month.
I feel the universe functioning perfectly but I’m still perfectly locked inside myself. Instead of oneness, I feel isolation.
Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, ‘cause I’ll kill the motherfucker, know what I’m sayin’?
Yes, and that’s what I’m going to tell this asshole right now.
Sheeeeeeeeit.
[Golly!]
Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope!
You must learn the ways of the Force, if you’re to come with me to Alderaan.
The Force gives you power over weak minds!
Don’t underestimate the Force.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
Schwartzes! Hast Du in dein Leben gesehen?
Don’t you have the schwartz too?
Oooooh, Dark! Your helmet is so … BIG!
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let’s see how well you handle it.
Here’s what I heard: “Blah blah blah, science, science, science, BIGGER!” And bigger… is better!
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?
[sound of zipper opening]
Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!