I’ll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue
And it’s hey to the starboard, heave ho
Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you
In mysterious fathoms below
There was Mermaid Minnie. Met her down in Madagascar.
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.
Aw come on, Mr. Starbuck, you’re just plain gloomy. Moby Dick may be big, but he ain’t THAT big.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
All I heard was “blah blah blah, science science science, BIGGER!” And bigger is better!
There’s a flying satellite and a 30-foot giant a few miles out on Route 66.
Ah, that’s better. I can’t believe they locked me up for driving on a sidewalk! It was just a couple of miles!
Now you tell me which is better: speaking no English at all or speaking Howard Cosell?
Lady, I speak only two languages: English and Bad English!
What is a “Yute”?
Hell, I was born here and I was raised here… and goddamn it, I’m going to die here!
And no sidewinder, bushwhacking, hornswoggling… cracker croaker, is going to ruin my biscuit-cutter!
Ow! My biscuits are burning! Fire in the hatch! Oh, great horny toads, that smarts!
Don’t worry, Woody. In just a few hours you’ll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Now that’s what I call a real campfire.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Did it look at you? Did the fire look at you? It did. Whoa. Wow. Our worlds aren’t that far apart after all, are they? So, whoever is doing this knows the animal well, doesn’t he? He knows him real well, but he won’t let him loose. He won’t let him have any fun, so he does not love him. Now who doesn’t love fire? And is around trychtichlorate all day long?
Ahhh, my name is not Oswald! It’s PENGUIN! I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
People are frightened by what they don’t understand.
Well, to be honest, I’ve never been so scared. But at least I have a husband.