Blow jobs don’t count.
I don’t really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.
But Jessica! You promised!
You see, loss builds character.
Respect for one’s elders gives character.
Well, son; since you don’t have any respect for your elders, it’s time somebody taught you some respect for your betters!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
One small fact: you are going to die. Despite every effort, no one lives forever. Sorry to be such a spoiler.
Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever?
Who here wants to be a fire engine?
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain…
I’ll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition’s flames before I give him up!
Hmm, I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
They say you haven’t lived unless you have a lot to regret.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
You couldn’t bring yourself to kill me before and I don’t believe you’ll destroy me now.
I’m learning to live with a lot of things.
Well, I’m gonna to go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you! I don’t need anything… except this. And that’s the only thing I need is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball… And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all I need! And that’s all I need, too! I don’t need one other thing, not one – I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this. That’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And I don’t need one other thing, except my dog.
[Shithead growls at him]
I don’t need my dog.
A guy gets a dog for one simple reason - to meet chicks.
I know it and you know it. Yellow Dog doesn’t even know what town he’s in.