We have lost one of our submarines. We fear she may be down, and… this is most embarrassing, but… several of the officers are sons of high party officials. One is even the son of a Central Committee member – I cannot say which, of course.
When it comes to the safety of these people, there’s me and then there’s God, understand?
Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!
It was a goddamn quiz show, Charlie.
Charlie don’t surf!
Yeah, well I’d like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you’re a douche bag?
You want me to name one? Fine, um…you play with your balls a lot!
You know how I know you’re gay? You like Coldplay.
The cold never bothered me anyway.
You’re a smooth smoothie, you know?
See, my daddy always told me to be just like a duck. Stay smooth on the surface and paddle like the devil underneath!
So, logically… if she weighs the same as a duck… she’s made of wood, and therefore… a witch!!
Have you guys ever seen a flock of ducks flying in perfect formation? It’s beautiful. Pretty awesome the way they all stick together. Ducks never say die. Ever seen a duck fight? No way. Why? Because the other animals are afraid. They know that if they mess with one duck, they gotta deal with the whole flock. I’m proud to be a Duck, and I’d be proud to fly with any one of you. So how about it? Who’s a Duck?
This one November this flock o’ducks came in and landed on that lake, and uh the temperature dropped so fast that the lake froze right there and then the ducks, they flew off ya see and uh, now they say that lake is over in Georgia…
November is all I know, and all I ever wanna know.
Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Don’t think. Just throw.
Well I was just wonderin’ why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That’s the lump that’s three feet above your ass.
Listen, kid. I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for forty-eight minutes!
Yeah, but I’m a baseball player now!