Well, if there aint’ going to be any rules, let’s get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells “Stop!”, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: Only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: One fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
I don’t want to fight you.
“Pow! Wham! Bop!”
Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear! Ow, Christ! Why the ear, man?
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… do things.
You wanna do some blow?
You just put your lips together and… blow.
I could never answer to a whistle. Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals, but not for children, and definitely not for me.
It’s like my heart is a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
It wasn’t really the baby they were eating. It was a chicken, actually.
How do you know? How the fuck do you know? Maybe I killed babies. Maybe I killed more babies than you did, you fuck! Maybe I killed a whole bunch’ a babies, but I don’t talk about it! I don’t have to talk about it!
Hey, psycho, we’re not gonna discuss this, okay?
Lighten up, Francis.
The hermits from Assisi. They’re here to make submission to Your Holiness, their leader is Francesco. Just an ordinary blessing, Your Holiness, to gratify bishop Guido.
You. My room. 10:30 tonight. You. 10:45… And bring a friend.
…and two hard boiled eggs!
Oh, monsieur, I assure you just because it is mixed up with all the other things, we would not dream of giving you less than the full amount. In fact, I will personally make sure you have a double helping.
… and two more hard boiled eggs!
Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?