Why don’t you do right, like some other men do?
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
I’ve lived too long, Tiberius, I hate my life.
I’m the oldest man I know. I’ve got a decade on the Pope!
He should be careful. It’s dangerous to be an honest man.
Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday, you will be a real boy.
What are you, a man or a mouse? I mean, a woman or a wouse?
She was our prize graduate student until she went astray.
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.
We got about five minutes left to live, the whole world’s gonna end, you said you’d fuck me.
I lied.
It wasn’t my fault.
Bye-bye, California. Hello, new west coast. My west coast.
You want to know how California got its name? It’s not named after some explorer, or king. Nope. Someone made the name up - a writer. He just pulled it out of his imagination in the 16th century, in Spain. He made up this place where there was unlimited gold, and pearls, and beautiful fierce women who wore gold armor, and rode wild beasts. And he called it California.
Do you know the restaurant in San Francisco?
Get that hair done before Saturday. We’re going now. Goodbye!
Tracy, I have told you about that hair. All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel!
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee,
Lousy with virginity.
tell me more, tell me more
Nah, it’s kissing again, you don’t want to hear that.