A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.
Tomorrow is another day.
The sun will come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there’ll be sun.
Our sun is dying. Mankind faces extinction. Seven years ago the Icarus project sent a mission to restart the sun but that mission was lost before it reached the star. Sixteen months ago, I, Robert Capa, and a crew of seven left earth frozen in a solar winter. Our payload a stellar bomb with a mass equivalent to Manhattan Island. Our purpose to create a star within a star.
I am a star. I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right.
My God! It’s full of stars!
Keep it to yourself.
Is a bird showing off when it flies?
Listen, everybody! There’s no limit to how high we can fly! We can dive for fish and never have to live on garbage again!
Henry, am I the widow of a man or the wife of a fish?
I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s… she’s a fish.
On Wednesday we’ll eat Gill… on Thursday we’ll eat Bob! Ha ha ha… no no no, that’s going too far.
That’s Silent Bob.
What’s your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
I used to be a heroin addict. Now I’m a methadone addict.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
It hasn’t rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub - so it ain’t all bad.
A great flood is coming. The waters of the heavens will meet the waters of earth. We build a vessel to survive the storm. We build an ark.
For the animals that didn’t have a dad to put them in a boat, the end of the world already happened.
It’s the end of the world, and he’s upset about a dead pig.