Well, that’s it, honey. We’re out of Perrier, the caviar’s gone, and there’s no more melba toast. The only thing we’ve got left is a bottle of Dom.
you’re tearing me apart!!!
They tore my legs off and threw them over there! Then they took my chest out and threw it over there!
Look, Kirk, no offense. I know you’re the big, fancy actor here, but I’ve done a lot more effect-driven films than you have and I think I can spot a prop head when I see one!
This is bad. Bad for movie stars everywhere.
Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft.
You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal!
Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday, it will be known as Freedom Friday! But still on Tuesday.
You two are in for a treat!
I can say Chimichanga in seven different languages.
Over the seven jewelled hills, beyond the seventh fall, in the cottage of the Seven Dwarfs, dwells Snow White, fairest of them all.
Little things hitting each other! That’s what I LIKE!
As children, George Sr. would often provoke the boys to fight one another. He believed it created a competitive spirit. He also thought tapes of the footage would be a big hit in the burgeoning home video market. He soon franchised the concept with such titles as Boyfights 2, A Boyfights Cookout, and Backseat Boyfights: The Trip to Uncle Jack’s 70.
Assaulted by both one’s parents in the same evening! What is family life coming to?
Oh, David, you are such a funny child!
Daddy, why don’t we throw mommy out the window? It won’t hurt her. She’ll land in the gladiolas.
What? Come on, Old Man, I’ve smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.
It’s not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?
Mother! I’ve turned the cooling unit back on. Mother!