If you’re gonna bump it, bump it with a trumpet!
That’s very theatrical, Joe.
“Can I start again? I didn’t get kicked off right.”
“The reading was fine. You’re the wrong height.”
“I can be taller.”
“No, we’re looking for somebody shorter.”
“I don’t have to be this tall. See, I’m wearing lifts. I can be shorter.”
“I know, but we’re looking for somebody different.”
“I can be different.”
“…We’re looking for somebody else, okay?”
I demand to talk to the producer.
You shut up! You are the audience! I am the author! I OUTRANK you!
There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning.
I thought she was with you.
Are you talkin’ to me?
Were you going to kiss me? We just met!
“You know you love me.”
“Do I know that? Yes. Yes, I do.”
Well, what was it, a viral love? Kind of a 24 hour thing?
As… you… wiiiiiiish…
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, anything your heart desires will come to you.
I’m a star, I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star.
Some places are like people: some shine and some don’t.
And if you want to shine them on it’s “hasta la vista, baby.”
Never dull your shine for somebody else.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that.
Oh, Daddy, we all did.