I’d like to say a prayer and drink to world peace.
Excuse me, uh, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don’t have a liver?
When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.
Sometimes life doesn’t give us choices.
Momma says life is like a box of chocolates.
There’s a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. And seeing as I might be rapping on the door momentarily…
I love Scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly!
That’s just what Jesus said!
That’s who you remind me of. An evil Mister Rogers. Will someone please KILL this guy? He’s pissing me off!
You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Well I ain’t sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!
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No doubt people talk about that. They say, “Well, she hardly knew the man. Isn’t she a cranky old maid?” It is true, I have not married. I never had time to fool with it
We’re gonna stitch this here town up tighter’n a nun’s corset!
This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Grab your stick!
HOLDIN’!
Heat 'em up!
SMOKIN’!
Make 'em hard!
READY!
Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
THROW IT!
Fool. I can not be terminated by a single blast from your puny weapon. I’m sick of your endless quest for power. Especially at the cost of losing mine!
Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.
Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?
Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons.
I want you to stop gathering information from the outside and start gathering it from the inside