You know something, you ain’t nothing special. You got no manners, you treat women like whores and if you ask me you got no chance of being no officer.
All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
You secure that shit, Hudson!
Security is a mission, not an intermission.
Let’s all go to the Lobby!
Uh, I’m not very hungry; just gimme a double Polar Burger wit’ everything and a cherry soda wit’ chocolate ice cream.
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Mmm…this is a tasty burger!
He was licking me!
Katie is a dog person, and dog persons do inexplicable things, like get dogs instead of cats.
You’re the man now, dog!
Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie.
Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
No. Kill the snake. Kill the snake and then it’s just him.
Can’t you charm a snake with music?
Why’d it have to be snakes?
I know how hard it is in these times to have faith. But maybe if you could have the faith to start with, maybe the times would change. You could change them. Think about it. Try.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Just because the fucker’s got a library card doesn’t make him Yoda!
When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book.