“Oh, well, I’m very flattered, Mr. Chairman.”
“Dick.”
“Well, I’m very flattered, Mr. Dick.”
“No, no, no, no.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, Chairman Dick.”
“No, Dick. Just Dick.”
“Oh, just Dick. Just plain old Dick.”
“Yeah.”
“Oh, well, I’m very flattered, Mr. Chairman.”
“Dick.”
“Well, I’m very flattered, Mr. Dick.”
“No, no, no, no.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, Chairman Dick.”
“No, Dick. Just Dick.”
“Oh, just Dick. Just plain old Dick.”
“Yeah.”
What’s in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet.
Clay. Bill Clay.
“Fuck you.” That’s my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an $80,000 BMW. THAT’S my name.
Okay, let’s get that first car up here, and we’re gonna get this thing underway!
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Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.
You fast enough to go in there and knock him out before he glances in your general direction?
I fart in your general direction!
The general would like to know if you will drink a toast with him.
I should’ve know you’d know where to find the boys and the booze.
But the good news is, the whiskey works.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!
She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair.
That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall!
Be thankful. Do you have a quarter for them?
Two dollars!!
I’d buy that for a dollar!
That’s all I’m trying to do with this money.
We ALL live in a yellow submarine.