Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You’ve got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.

Oh this is a refined operation son, and I’ve got it timed down to the last wave of the brakeman’s hand on the last train outta town.

Qantas. Qantas never crashed.

We have one rule, a rule that keeps us safe.

You look down, they know you’re lying and up, they know you don’t know the truth. Don’t use seven words when four will do. Don’t shift your weight, look always at your mark but don’t stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don’t make him laugh. He’s got to like you then forget you the moment you’ve left his side. And for God’s sake, whatever you do, don’t, under any circumstances…

I’ve told you time and time again, Ellen, I dislike being hurried into things!

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Missed it by that much!

I’m not complaining.

You never complained 'til yesterday.

Yeah. I’m sorry. You know, I thought it was yesterday.

Tuesday’s Wednesday.

Wednesday is fish sticks. Green lime jello for dessert.

Well, what a delightful menu!

“Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center.” Sounds charming.

Get that finger out of your ear! You don’t know where that finger’s been.

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me!
I wanna be dirty!

What’s that man doing in my drawers?

Sometimes I play the concertina.

The Boston gig has been cancelled. I wouldn’t worry about it, though; it’s not a big college town.