Compared to what?
You be the good cop. I’ll be the bad cop.
He ain’t gonna try it. Right, cop?
There are rules for policemen.
Stop! Or my Mom will shoot!
You ever talk that way to my kid again… I’m knockin’ you out!
I know, Ma. You do all the barkin’, but it’s me that’s always in the doghouse.
We’re goldfish people, we’re antfarm people. We’re not dog people.
Dogs don’t like to be left alone. It’s not like, when you leave, he goes, “Great, time to finish writing my novel!” No, when their humans leave, dogs get depressed, and they show it.
What’s the moral? Other than dog people should marry dog people and cat people, cat people.
Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Katie is a dog person, and dog persons do inexplicable things, like get dogs instead of cats.
Everybody wants to be a cat.
But I don’t want to go among mad people,
Oh, you can’t help that,
we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.
How do you know I’m mad?
You must be, or you wouldn’t have come here.
I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light. Crazy thing is… it’s true. The Force. The Jedi… All of it… It’s all true.
He told me this whole story about when a Jew is on the show, he always loses to a Gentile, and then the Gentile wins more money. I mean, who could dream up a scheme like that? The thing of it is, I looked it up: it’s true.
Were not in Kansas anymore
Superman was never real. Just the dream of a farmer from Kansas.
I grew up in Kansas, General. I’m about as American as it gets.
You know General, sometimes the men don’t know when you’re acting.