Oh, they’ll find some dumb son of a bitch to bring it up.
Private Eccles, reporting for duty!
Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
Forest and Bubba: ALABAMA, SIR!
Only two things come out of Oklahoma: steers and queers. Which one are you, boy? I don’t see no horns!
All cowboys ain’t dumb. Some of 'em got smarts real good, like me.
No mockers and no scoffers!
Why do you think people believe in ghosts?
I do believe in spooks! I do believe in spooks! I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.
I don’t go to Chinatown, I don’t drive wackos, and I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!
Parada: I myself have heard of only one ghost: the spirit of Don Santiago.
Larry Lawrence: Tell me, does he appear nightly or just Sundays and Holidays?
Lieutenant, you signed three Proficiency and Conduct reports on Santiago and in all three reports you indicate a rating of below average.
Stupid is as stupid does.
According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.
You mean you’ve really got a treasure map?
Where did you hide the treasure, exactly?
So tweasure your wuv…
You can be better than you are.
Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
John Adams: It doesn’t matter. I won’t be in the history books anyway, only you. “Franklin did this,” and “Franklin did that,” and “Franklin did some other damn thing.” Franklin smote the ground and out sprang George Washington, fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod, and the three of them - Franklin, Washington, and the horse - conducted the entire revolution by themselves.
Ben Franklin: I like it.