Four years ago something terrible happened here. We did nothing about it, nothing. The whole town fell into a sort of settled melancholy and all the people in it closed their eyes, and held their tongues, and… failed the test with a whimper. And now something terrible’s going to happen again – and in a way we’re lucky, because we’ve been given a second chance.
Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!
Nash, if this is some plan for you to get the blond alone…
Welcome to the Statue of Liberty. The Statue is a gift from French citizens and has come to symbolize hope for naked women everywhere. BOCCE BALLS!
Wait a bit! Know that face! Ain’t the world a remarkable place!
You have the cool, clear
Eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth;
Yet there’s that upturned chin
And that grin of impetuous youth.
Oh, I believe in you.
I believe in you.
The pathway to salvation is as narrow and as difficult to walk as a razor’s edge.
Stay close to the candles. The stairway can be… treacherous.
I… fell down the stairs.
I feel like a pig shat in my head.
You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.
If you shoot someone in the head with a .45 every time you kill somebody, it becomes like your fingerprint, see? But if you strangle one, stab another, and one you cut up, and one you don’t, then the police don’t know what to do. They think you’re four different people. What they really want, what makes their job so much easier, is pattern. What they call a modus operandi. That’s Latin. Bet you didn’t know any Latin, did you kid?
Treguna, Makoidees, Trecorum, Sadis Dee!
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee.
The piano, plumbing, and Billy Joe McCallister - what’ll they think of next?
There are 3 kinds of pipe. There’s what you have, which is garbage, and you can see where that’s gotten you. There’s bronze, which is pretty good, unless something goes wrong. And something always goes wrong! Then, there’s copper - which is the only pipe I use. Yes, it costs money. It costs money because it saves money.
It’s what you can’t see that counts in plumbing. Always remember that.
We’re not plumbers! We’re police officers!
Bad cop! No donut!
I’m sorry, Lord. I’ve done so many bad things.