Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS! hikes her skirt up
GAH!
A-ha! pulls out a dagger
Whew… okay.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
“She’s the Black Whip!”
“She couldn’t be! The Black Whip has got to be a man! He’s out-shot us, out-rode us, and out-fought us. He’s stopped us at every turn!”
Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
Mind if I… zip this up?
Are you all right? I’ve never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before.
You make me want to be a better man.
Well, I can assure you that I was not groomed since birth to have some cushy job that even a moron like you could perform. While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer GALAXIES! To do anything less is a disgrace to my entire family line.
My dear Ko-dan friends, lest we forget! It was your own emperor who granted me command of this armada. For only I hold the secret to the Frontier. Only I know the location of the Starfighter base. And therefore, only I will give the order to fire!
Come on, you can do better than him, can’t you?
Lord John Whorfin. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s to be mistaken for-a somebody else.
Life is making mistakes.
I don’t mind a double-cross and I don’t mind a triple-cross, but see that you execute no quadruple-cross. For this, to me, is insincerity.
I would not have had that happen to you, discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me.
If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top – clean the fucking car.
That’s it! I don’t want that belligerent trouble maker around my car wash anymore.
You tell me where that suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, keep your trap shut, guard the suit, and stay connected to the telephone, 'cause if I call you, you better pick up.
Will you get out of here? Will you? I’m trying to run an office here. Now will you go to lunch? Go to lunch! Will you go to lunch?
I said I would train you, and you have been trained. You are free to eat.